The Frog Gets a Loan
One day a frog went into a bank.The teller’s name was Miss Patty Whack. “ I want a loan” said the frog. Miss Whack replied, “ Well, we need proof of your identity and you will need to show us some collateral. Who are you and what do you have to show ?”
“Well, my name is Hermit Jagger, and I have this” he replied, proudly pulling a pink china elephant out of his briefcase.
“ I will have to talk to the manager to authorise any loan for you”
Patty Whack went into the manager’s office. “ I have this frog, he wants a loan, says his name is Hermit Jagger, and this is what he has for security. What is this and what do I do now”
The manager looked at Miss Whack, and said, very seriously.
“ It’s a nick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan,
His old man’s a Rolling Stone”
Quotation of the day from Horace
to keep your mind even.
Greetings from Jean